Saturday, September 25, 2010

Take Our Jobs




More good quotes from Stephen Colbert's opening statement to congress about immigrant workers lack of rights.

"Maybe the easier answer is just to have scientists develop vegetables that pick themselves. The genetic engineers over at Fruit of the Loom have made great strides in human-fruit hybrids."

"This is America. I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan, then served by a Venezuelan, in a spa where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian."

"I am not going back out there. At this point, I break out into a cold sweat even at the sight of a salad bar."

TAKE OUR JOBS

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